Haensel and Gretel - told on the phone

(tooooot, tooooot)
Hello?
Nice to hear you!
The story of Haensel and Gretel?
No, never heard.
Please, tell me the story.
They had no food, had they?
They hadn't.
I see.
But in the wood they had one, hadn't they?
They hadn't too?
No food in the wood.
That's terrible, isn't it?
They would die, wouldn't they?
They would die in the wood, wouldn't they?
They would die in the wood without food, wouldn't they?
That's terrible!
I see.
They came to a witch?
Which witch?
I see.
She wished to eat them, wishn't she?
She swished the kitchen, swishen't she?
The witch, which wished them swished the kitchen, swishen't she?
Oh, it's a very complicated story, isn't it?
Let's come to an end because of our later tea time date.
Please tell me the end of the story!
The children were very happy and sang "God save the Queen"?
That's lovely, isn't it?
Bye-bye!