eselsbrücke

Unum ignis quis vir multum ab audere et exclamavit: "Ovum, ovum, meum impedire!"

--> Ein Feuer wer mann viel vom wagen und rief: "Ei, ei, mein hindern!"
(zur Not laut vorlesen ;)

never forget to double check your accomodation

found in vilnius airport

found recently in a lithuanian museum

we did apologize, but they still wouldn't open the room for us... ;)

Haensel and Gretel - told on the phone

(tooooot, tooooot)
Hello?
Nice to hear you!
The story of Haensel and Gretel?
No, never heard.
Please, tell me the story.
They had no food, had they?
They hadn't.
I see.
But in the wood they had one, hadn't they?
They hadn't too?
No food in the wood.
That's terrible, isn't it?
They would die, wouldn't they?
They would die in the wood, wouldn't they?
They would die in the wood without food, wouldn't they?
That's terrible!
I see.
They came to a witch?
Which witch?
I see.
She wished to eat them, wishn't she?
She swished the kitchen, swishen't she?
The witch, which wished them swished the kitchen, swishen't she?
Oh, it's a very complicated story, isn't it?
Let's come to an end because of our later tea time date.
Please tell me the end of the story!
The children were very happy and sang "God save the Queen"?
That's lovely, isn't it?
Bye-bye!

Gallia omnis divisa est...

... in partes duas, quarum unam incolunt Haensulus Graetulamque cum parentibus suis, aliam hexa brutala. Parentes transportant Haensulus Graetulaque ante portas. Hexa dixit:
'Cnusper, cnusper, cnasa,
Qui cnuspat mea casa?'
Audiatur et altera pars:
'O casa, o casa,
Nostra tabula rasa!
Ave hexa! Morituri te salutant! Dona nobis pacem et circenses!'
Hexa dixit:
'Ecce Homo! Homo novus! In dulci jubilo! O Graetula! Ora et labora! Ceterum censeo Haensulum esse delendum.'
Crematorio praeparato Graetula erat deus ex machina. Hexa in crematorio. Exitus. Graetula dixit: 'Alea iacta.'
De mortuis nihil nisi bene.
Veni vedi vici.

ein Überbleibsel einer Unterhaltungsschulstunde